if it makes you feel any better Australia has fossil platypuses that got up to a metre long and were highly carnivorous, probably capable of killing and eating turtles.
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
the platypus brings all the best parts of puppies and ducks together.
unleash hell for just $1.50
Todays News: AUGH THESE BEES ARE STINGING ME HEAPS! EVERYTHING IS REALLY BAD!
I’m not saying Tony Abbott is a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist climate denier with little regard for the poor, powerless and vulnerable. But if I was a sexist, ableist, homophobic, white supremacist climate denier with little regard for the poor, powerless and vulnerable, I’d be pretty happy with the decisions he’s making.
Guys, my boss just gave me a nearly full bottle of dinosaur wine.
THEY’RE LIKE MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGS!
|Customer:||What kind of power do you guys run off up here?|
|Me:||AC, same as everywhere else.|
It’s hard to be positive when I know I’m a piece of shit.
it is possible to polish a turd though.
I really need to draw more. Till I do, here’s a quick GIF I made not too long ago of a Ceratosaurus doing something like this.
The giant meat-eating dinosaur, Giganotosaurus, here restored with a big throat sac. This animal had tiny arms that terminated in hook-like claws. Perhaps it used them to manipulate food items, like mouthparts.