May 2013
Happy Birthday, Mary Anning!
trowelblazers:
“Painting of Mary Anning made after her death, at the Geological Society/NHMPL, based on a portrait from 1842”. Painted in 1847 by B.J. Donne. Source: Wikimedia Commons
Party like it’s 1799, because that’s the year this trowelblazing woman-the “greatest fossil hunter ever known”-was born.
Mary Anning came from a poor family of religious dissenters, which was partly the...
puke-ahontas:
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I think instead of actually making a bar, we should just play pretend bar, and just get drunk passing monopoly money around.
Yeah but I need IRL stuff like shoes and drugs and you can’t buy those with monopoly money D:
yeah I know, but starting a pub is a pain in the butt. also, if we run a pub we...
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mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
the-metres-gained:
~look at me I am such a contrarian~
No you’re not.
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z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
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shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released...
richardarmitge:
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
Get asked out. Wake up.
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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Went downstairs and found three giant fossil rhino skulls.
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roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
omg the perfection of this post
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drunk mitch is doing that thing where he beats up...
my pinkies suddenly hurt
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