“forever reblog!!!” the teen girl writes on her favourite post, laughing. she looks around. suddenly she’s not in her room anymore, but in some large warehouse full of girls roughly her age. she looks down to see her hand alt+clicking on the post she just reblogged. and again. and again. “forever reblog,” they all chant in unison. “forever reblog.”
Forgive me, but I am posting this from my phone and I don’t think it does paragraph breaks properly.
I know why Jake and Cassie didn’t end up together and now I shall share my depth of knowledge with you.
After the war was over Jake and Cassie didn’t feel as strongly about each other as they had beforehand, but they didn’t know where else to look for comfort, and they ended up getting intimate.
But think about what that’s like. What you’re thinking about. You are intensely focused on what it feels like to have this other person this close to you. Their breath on you, the feel of their skin, their body against yours.
You’re thinking about the other persons physical body.
The mental trigger for morphing.
So Jake and Cassie get it on and accidentally morph each other and freak out and it can’t work.
Marco however, overcomes this problem by becoming a superstar and only dating narcissistic bisexual women.
Because people who take thirty days to finish these shitty things piss me off.
Animorphs 30 Day Challenge
Day One: Your favourite of the original six Animorphs. Probably Ax; he has it worse than anyone and handles it better than any of them. I remember identifying the strongest with Tobias when I first read it, but now I more identify with Marco. Day Two: Your favourite ‘good guy’ side character. Toby Hamee or Erek King. Hard pick. Day Three: Your favourite morph. Lobster. Day Four: Your favourite book, including Megamorphs, Alternamorphs, and the chronicles. When I first read them as a massive dinosaur nerd, Megamorphs #2. Though now it’s probably have to be the ones getting closer to the end; #50 or #52 Day Five: What is your opinion on David? Bad situation was handled badly. Day Six: What is your opinion on the addition of the Auxiliary Animorphs? I felt that this whole situation had a lot more potential. I’m sorry that it didn’t happen earlier and/or that the series didn’t last longer in that kinda “end game” situation before it finished. Day Seven: Who was the better leader, Visser One or Visser Three? Visser One. How is that even a question. Day Eight: TV series, love or hate? Why? It was terrible. It was genuinely terrible. Maybe nowadays you would be able to pull it off with CGI, but back then it should have been animated. Give it to Joss Whedon, he’ll fix it. Day Nine: Your least favourite Animorph. Cassie’s a bit of a whiney wet blanket. I understand that she’s a very important character and all that, but I can’t not see her as Ember Island Players version of Katara now. Day Ten: Your OTP. I remember reading it as a kid and wondering why Rachel and Tobias never just became a thing. Nowadays I don’t really ship very much in Animorphs. Maybe Cassie and James, just to cause tension. Day Eleven: A Controller you love…or love to hate. Chapman. Day Twelve: Your thoughts on Visser Three. I love villains that yell. Like Nottingham from that BBC Robin Hood. I think Visser Three is how that came to be. Day Thirteen: What would you do if given the ability to morph? First thing I would do would be to morph a tree. I reckon that would be the most relaxing thing in the world. The only problem would be the whole modular organism thing, ie starfish rachels. Day Fourteen: What would you choose for a battle morph? For legit scary times, probably a baboon or a chimp. THUMBS! Get an arboreal morph with good depth perception somewhere high with a dracon beam. Seriously. For funsies though, probs a cassowary. Day Fifteen: Three moments that broke your heart. When Rachel knew that she could fix it all but knew that the world would hate her. Day Sixteen: Three moments of nightmare fuel. Tobias getting tortured. The Yeerks hunting the Arn for sport. Someone demorphing inside of you. Insect morphs never freaked me out. Day Seventeen: Three heartwarming moments. Free Hork Bajir. Free Hork Bajir. Free Hork Bajir. Day Eighteen: A Funny Aneurysm Moment. I don’t remember any… Day Nineteen: Three favourite quotes/conversations. "You don’t like black people, Mr Davis?" I said pleasantly. "No problem, I can turn white. Watch me." That is all. Day Twenty: How has Animorphs influenced your life? Watching or reading anything else ever, I’ll be thinking about how being an animorph in that universe would make everything so much easier. Day Twenty-One: It’s natural for a leader to make some mistakes. What are some mistakes you think Jake made in the war against the Yeerks? It’s really hard to pick shit out. It’s been a while since I read them all. I think the David situation would have been handled a whole lot more diplomatically if they had of work closer with him from the beginning. Day Twenty-Two: An unpopular opinion you have about the series. I don’t know that I have any? I think it’s dumb they never tried morphing plants? Does that count? Day Twenty-Three: Share some headcanon. The Yeerks are about as much a natural species as the Hork Bajir. One thing that we see over and over and over in endoparasitism is host specificity. The Yeerks were designed. Day Twenty-Four: Who do you think matured the most throughout the series? Probably Jake or Ax. Day Twenty-Five: If you could make one change to the series, what would it be? Auxillary Animorphs earlier/end game longer. Day Twenty-Six: Would you be for or against an Animorphs movie? Nah, there’s too much to fit into a movie. HBO series by Joss Whedon. Day Twenty-Seven: <We are the Helmacrons, lords of the galaxy!> Oh comic relief aliens, you so crazy. Day Twenty-Eight: The Ellimist or Crayak? Who votes for Crayak? What? The Ellimist just wants to see life everywhere, how is that not the coolest thing ever? Day Twenty-Nine: Your favourite alien species. Probably the Arn. Day Thirty: Your thoughts on the ending. The ending was excellent. Just as long as that everyone guy stays the hell away from earth.